Tom Ford's latest is not for the faint of heart

You’ll be hard-pressed to find any woman (or man—it’s almost 2020 after all) who would want Tom Ford in their makeup bag. And just when you thought he won the product-naming game with Fucking Fabulous, meet the Extreme Badass collection.

As a whole, these products are pretty much the polar opposite of no-makeup makeup, but the mascara would make just about anyone happy. With a waterproof, smudge-proof, humidity-resistant formula that delivers major volume, definition and separation, it just may render extensions obsolete. 

I don’t think it’s possible to have too many Tom Ford Eye Quads (although my bank account may disagree), and the Badass version can go in several different directions. With sheer, shimmer and matte shades, you can go with a light wash of color for day or layer on the intensity for night. (Tip: Wet your eyeshadow brush before applying for maximum color payoff.)

Though definitely not for everyone (myself included), the Badass Lid Lacquer is about as bold of a makeup statement you can make. I’m all for a glossy eye—but this is next level. Remember Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman in Batman Returns? If you have a love for latex and want your eyes to shine (literally) with the blackest of blacks you should definitely try it. In fact, I dare you… Let’s see who’s really a badass out there!

The campaign shot for the collection actually looks wearable—but a professional makeup artist definitely helps!