Gag gifts can be useful...

I always try to include something funny in my husband’s Chanukah haul, with the only requirement being that it’s somehow useful. Last year’s “gag gift” was Aesop’s Post-Poo Drops, which were actually a major hit. This year I’m eyeing Manscaped (I know, I better get on it), simply because I’d love to see his reaction when he opens the box and sees, “Your balls will thank you!”

Since my husband is pretty meticulous about his personal grooming from head to toe, and I can almost guarantee that he’ll bust out the electric clippers within an hour of me finishing cleaning the bathroom. (No, this doesn’t irritate me at all.) That’s why the Magic Mat Disposable Shaving Mats are the first thing that’s going into my cart—and I know I can’t go wrong with the Crop Cleanser Hair + Body Wash.

But as I continued to peruse the other offerings, my silly side came out… Should I go for the Crop Preserver Anti-Chafing Ball Deodorant, Crop Reviver Ball Spray Toner or Crop Mop Ball Wipes (which can be used for any body cleansing when a shower isn’t an option)? Maybe I’ll just go for the five-piece Crop Care Kit and call it a day…